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- lorde:is seventeen and nominated for 4 grammies
- me:is seventeen an- oh wait i'm not even 17 never mind
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- Customer:*grabs my ass*
- Me:*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
- Customer:Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
- Me:and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
- Customer:Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
- Me:So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
- Customer:Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
- Customers friend:ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
- Customer:*reluctantly hands me $20*
- I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me